Today’s advice got a little hijacked.
Me- So today-
(Hijacked being the kind way of putting it.)
Bro- Today I have something to say. A word of warning.
Bro- I’ve given it a lot of thought. Which isn’t something I normally like to waste here.
Me- Elaborate please.
Bro- If it ends in *ista*, *licious*, or *ly* stay away from it.
Me- I’m sorry but I may have to take that personally.
Bro- Run. As far away, and as fast as you can.
Me- How did this become about grammar?
Bro- It’s not grammar. It’s a very serious red flag. Run. Before you turn into Beyonce.
Me- And what exactly is wrong with those suffixes?
Bro- They’re vomiticous.
Bro- Judging by the greenish tinge of your face I think I just made my point.